Numero Uno: Post these funzie pictures of the evening....
Numero Dos: Leave you with my list of "fake" 2013 life goals..... :)
- Jazzercise more
- Ban the crocs with socks combo in all 50 states
- Befriend a tribe of people indigenous to the South American rainforest and teach them how to use a pogo stick.
- Wear more pantsuits (I love a pantsuit.)
- Take up BASE jumping
- Write a poignant, yet hysterical, memoir of my (fictional) life as an ice road trucker.
- Build an avant garde hotel out of paper clips, thumb tacks, and a single piece of bubble mint flavored chewing gum.
- Teach a sloth to expertly play an organ grinder
- Design a line of men's faux fur vests
- Acquire a blood diamond
- Have a whirlwind adventure aboard a dirigible
Happy New Year, Everyone! And may the odds be ever in your favor. (I'm sorry. I just had to. Couldn't help myself.)